Programming Songs

Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

pehle tum, pehle tum

The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye

Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana

Pyar mera deewana

Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan

Yeh khula asmaan

Aa gaye hum kahan

Untrackable bug --

aye ajnabi,

tu bhi kabhi,

awaaz de kahin se

Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)

Ye kya hua,

Kaise hua,

Kab hua,

Kyon hua

And then to the Client

Jab hua, Tab hua,

O chhodo, ye na socho

Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana

ek akela thak jayega

mil kar bojh uthana

Modem -

talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,

kaha - suna,

kuch huwa kya?

Abhee to nahin..

.kuch bi nahin

Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do

parda na uthao

parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha

allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,

pal! do pal meri kahani hai,

pal do pal meri hastihai...

Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoonhar

ik pal meri kahani haihar

ik pal meri hasti hai ...

Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz

kora hi reh gaya .

Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi

jaan bhi jati nahin.

GOTO

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

Na woh samajh sake na hum