Funny but True facts

A woman worries about her future till She gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do u say?

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage -Gentleman.
5 Years  Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Spider-man caught on his own web**  

Wife- If I get lost, what will you do?
Husband- I would give Ad in TV or newspaper - Always be happy, where ever you are.

Wife- Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband- Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad  hoti..!!

Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
Because a Known Devil is better than an Unknown Ghost

Wife- Main tumhari yaad mein 20 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband- 20 din aur ruk jaao.

A man gave an add in Matrimonial column Patni Chahiye
He got 1000 replies all saying:- Take Mine...!...'Take Mine...!'

Husband to Hotel Manager- Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai
Manager- What can I do?
Husband- Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai...